Top 10 Hilarious Stocking Stuffers
ChristmasRants.com’s Top 10 List of 'Howl With Laughter' Stocking Stuffers
Hi everyone. It’s Noel Jameson here to bring you our unabashedly unscientific official "Top 10 List of Howl With Laughter Stocking Stuffers" for the 2005 Christmas season. From snowman poop to funny face pacifiers (and everything in between), we’ve got your humor for the holiday season. So onto the list...
#10 -- The Pocket Get Off the Phone Excuse Machine
Nothing says aggravating quite like an annoying phone call you just can’t get away from. The Pocket Get Off the Phone Excuse Machine eliminates that problem once and for all. From a baby crying to a car crashing, you’ll never be without an excuse to get off of the dreaded phone call again!
#9 -- Whoopie Cushions
People are longing for nostalgia, and simple items like whoopie cushions and hand buzzers are selling like hotcakes. If you want to bring a smile to someone’s face, give them a Whoopie cushion as a stocking stuffer. It’ll be a source of amusement all day long.
#8 -- The Stella Awards
If you and your friends are the type to get annoyed when someone abuses the civil court system, you’re going to love the Stella Awards by Randy Cassingham. This book makes a great stocking stuffer and highlights the most bizarre of civil lawsuits in a hilarious and entertaining manner. The only thing that’s not funny about this book is that the crazy cases that are highlighted are true!
#7 -- Half-Eaten Cookies
Getting cookies in your stocking is probably OK, but imagine getting cookies that already have a bite taken out of them! This hilarious cookie cutter will have your friends wondering what you were thinking when you give them cookies that aren’t all there.
#6 -- The Do-It-Yourself Stocking Stuffer
This stocking stuffer is best for couch potatoes. It's called the "Home Exerciser." Making it is simple. Just take a block of wood and make a sign that you glue onto the wood. The sign says:
Home Exerciser
1. Place the Home Exerciser in the middle of the floor.
2. Walk around the Home Exerciser three times.
3. Take a well deserved break: you've walked around the block three whole times.
#5 -- "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians"
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians has the honor of being perhaps the worst holiday movie ever made. It not only has a stupid plot, bad acting and ridiculous special effects, but the title alone could qualify it as a really bad movie. But, it's now available on DVD, and it's SO bad that there will be a lot of laughs.
#4 -- Bobble Heads
Bobble heads also make great stocking stuffers. Figurines with little bodies and big heads that bobble around just seem to make people smile. They’re becoming increasingly popular and are being collected by the young and old alike. From sports to pets, bobble heads are everywhere and the humorous ones always bring a smile to the recipient’s face.
#3 -- Tiki Tissue Box Holder
This is surely not your ordinary tissue box holder! Whenever someone needs a tissue, they have to pull it from the tiki’s nose. This tiki tissue box holder is sure to bring laughs not just on Christmas morning, but the whole year through.
#2 -- Funny Face Pacifiers
If you have a baby on your shopping list, these funny face pacifiers make one hilarious stocking stuffer. Unfortunately baby will be too young to benefit from the humor of it, but the adults will be laughing the whole day through.
#1 -- Snowman Poop
Know someone who was naughty this year? Forget about coal in the stocking -- give them a baggie full of snowman poop instead. A little baggie filled with miniature white marshmallows and a cute little note saying that your naughty friend is getting nothing but snowman poop for Christmas will bring on serious bouts of laughter from all around.
There you have it -- our official Top 10 List of 'Howl With Laughter' Stocking Stuffers. Let us know what you think -- and if you have any suggestions for additional hilarious stocking stuffers.
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Comments
Great list! The snowman poop (also reindeer poop) and the dvd movie will be big hits at my house.
Posted by: MikeA | November 22, 2005 7:02 AM
I have a great suggestion for a hilarious stocking stuffer. They're called slam cards and they're cards printed with clever phrases that let you tell annoying people exactly what you're thinking. There are 6 categories including commuting, dating,office, college and general scorn and they are LOL funny. I found them at http://www.theslamcard.com
Posted by: laura | December 4, 2007 5:14 PM