The Top Ten Hilarious Christmas Stocking Stuffers of 2009
This holiday season, leave guffaws and giggles in their Christmas stocking.
Looking for fun and hilarious Christmas stocking stuffers? You can't go wrong with these ideas. They're almost as much fun to give as they are to get!
1. A jar full of nothing: Do you know one of those annoying people who always insists they want "nothing" for Christmas? Oblige them with an empty jar with a snarky label. You can make it for pennies right here.
2. Inflatable Fruitcake: Yes, you read that right. Want to send a laugh to a friend who lives far away? The inflatable fruitcake blows up to look like the classic Christmas gift and even comes with a pre-sized envelope. All you need is the stamp.
3. Super Dooper Reindeer Pooper: You've probably seen these in shops: they're reindeer shaped candy dispensers that come with chocolate candies which they dispense in a, shall we say, unique way. Because you can find them in most stores, these are great for late Christmas shopping, too -- no waiting around for orders to arrive.
4. Strange perfume, body spray, and cologne: You can give something funny but usable, like a chocolate scented body spray, or you can get really wild. The Demeter Fragrance Library offers some pretty unique choices... eau de Dirt anyone? My personal favorite is Play-Dough scented cologne.
5. Sushi: For some reason, you can get almost anything (from staplers to soap) in sushi shapes. And who wouldn't want a stapler that resembles a hunk of raw fish?
6. Microphone shaped sponge: Do you have a friend or relative who sings in the shower? Give everyone a laugh with this stocking stuffer: a sponge shaped like a microphone. Can't find one? Buy a large sponge and cut it out yourself.
7. Thumb Wrestling Ring: These are also good for late Christmas shopping since you can find them in many stores. Stick your thumbs through the holes and engage in battle within the miniature ring.
8. 'Stuck Up' Chewed Gum Magnets: These are strong and useful magnets that look like a wad of chewed gum. Perfect for teenage Christmas stockings.
9. Weird action figures: You can get action figures of everything from famous artists to food. Why not surprise someone with one of these perfectly suited gifts?
10. Waboba Ball: This ball actually bounces on water. Not only is it a cute and fun stocking stuffer, it's a blast to play with afterwards.
So don't worry about finding fun stuff. Get that Christmas stocking and fill it with these hilarious options.