The Top 10 List of Howl With Laughter Stocking Stuffers for 2007

10. The Cell Phone Simulator

Are you one of those people who hate it when others talk on their cell phones in public? I'm not talking about those who take calls quietly or deal with important business matters in a tactful manner. I'm talking about those annoying jabber-jaws who think the whole world needs to hear about what so and so did with their date last Friday or who's having what for dinner.

The Cell Phoney cell phone simulator is the perfect revenge and it makes one absolutely hilarious stocking stuffer. Press a button and it simulates a ringing cell phone. Press a button and count how many people try to see if it's their phone ringing!

9. The Office Talking Keychain

How many fans of The Office are on your Christmas list this year? Considering how popular the show is, you're more than likely to know a few.

These talking "The Office" keychains make perfect stocking stuffers for those who love to hate Michael Scott. Press a button to here Michael say one of five less-than ingenious phrases. There's even one from Dwight Schrute.

8. The Covert Clicker

Okay ladies! How many of you are sick of men who hog the remote control? I know I'm not alone out here...

If you'd like to arm all of the women you know with the power to thwart the remote hogs, these Covert Clickers are the stocking stuffers of choice. This pocket-sized covert remote will work with almost any television allowing you to change the channel, adjust the volume or even turn the boob tube off!

7. Grumpy Santa

Tired of hearing Santa say the same old "ho ho ho" every year? Then buy a few of these Grumpy Santas to hand out as stocking stuffers during this holiday season. With phrases like "I quit, get your own free stuff!" and "Back off, it's been a rough year for Santa." you'll have your friends rolling on the floor with laughter.

6. Gag of the Month Club

You've heard of wine of the month clubs and flower of the month clubs, but did you know there were gag of the month clubs? If you'd like your friends to enjoy laughter all year round, gag of the month clubs can make the perfect stocking stuffers.

You get an intro kit to stuff a stocking with, which includes a welcome letter and a whoopee cushion. Then each month (for either 3, 6 or 12 months) your gift recipient will receive a new gag gift. It's a stocking stuffer to beat all others.

5. George Bush Talking Bottle Opener

Whether you're a fan of the current President or not, there's one thing everyone has to agree on -- the man has said quite a few interesting, if not outright hilarious things. If Dubya can make you laugh without even trying, these George Bush Talking Bottle Openers will be the stocking stuffers of the year.

After all, who can keep the laughter in check when they here Mr. President himself say "Too many OBGYN's are unable to practice their...their love for women all over the country."

4. The Exploding Golf Ball

These hilarious stocking stuffers will let you separate those on the course who have a sense of humor from those who do not. Simply replace a real golf ball with this trick one and watch it explode on impact as your opponent tries for a hole in one. For those who think the game can use a bit more humor or excitement, an exploding golf ball makes the perfect gift.

3. Poop Galore

It wouldn't be a humorous Christmas without these funny stocking stuffers! Pooping snowmen, Santa and reindeer are all yours for the taking. These gifts have become so popular there are even "poop refills" you can buy for these little... Well, you know what they are.

2. Kiss the 8 Ball Goodbye

Forget about the magic 8 ball and its boring and general "it is decidedly so" answers. This year the Smart Cookie fortune telling fortune cookie is the way to go. These stocking stuffers work like the 8 ball but look like a fortune cookie and give advice such as "You don't wonton know" and "Don't mock the cookie."

1. Holographic Holiday Glasses

These awesome stocking stuffers take holiday light shows to a whole new level. Sure, you and your friends are going to look like a bunch of dorks wearing them, but the experience will be oh so worth it.

When you put on these holographic holiday specs ordinary Christmas lights are transformed into secret and magical holiday messages. Needless to say, they make great stocking stuffers for people of all ages.

So there you have it. Once again we bring a whole new meaning to the words "Christmas cheer". Only one thing is left to decide... Which of your friends and family will be receiving one of the top 10 belly-splitting, guffaw-inducing hilarious stocking stuffers of 2007?