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    <updated>2007-12-24T19:20:45Z</updated>
    <subtitle>Your Entertaining and Impassioned Guide to the Christmas Season</subtitle>
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    <title>Have Yourself a Merry, Merry Christmas</title>
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    <published>2007-12-24T18:35:45Z</published>
    <updated>2007-12-24T19:20:45Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Here&apos;s To Seeing You Next Christmas! Jingle bells are ringing, Santa&apos;s packing up the sleigh and the Christmas trees are being buried under by piles of presents as we speak. Tomorrow is Christmas! Before we say goodbye for the year,...</summary>
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        <name>Faith Juniper</name>
        
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        <![CDATA[<h2 class="shbg">Here's To Seeing You Next Christmas!</h2>

<p>Jingle bells are ringing, Santa's packing up the sleigh and the Christmas trees are being buried under by piles of presents as we speak. Tomorrow is Christmas! Before we say goodbye for the year, here are a few last-minute Christmas thoughts we'd like to leave you with.<br />
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    <title>Don&apos;t Give Up That Gingerbread House Just Yet!</title>
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    <published>2007-12-19T18:02:02Z</published>
    <updated>2007-12-19T18:04:58Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Some Things To Know Before Giving Up On a Gingerbread House Project Each and every year my kids beg me to create a gingerbread house with them. Something about a house made of delicious yummies appeals to them. Something about...</summary>
    <author>
        <name>Noel Jameson</name>
        
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        <![CDATA[<h2 class="shbg">Some Things To Know Before Giving Up On a Gingerbread House Project</h2>

<p>Each and every year my kids beg me to create a gingerbread house with them. Something about a house made of delicious yummies appeals to them. Something about a mess of frosting and candy and trying to get pieces of gingerbread to stand up on end just doesn't thrill most adults anymore. There is, however, a way to make the kids happy without driving the grown ups nuts. Here are some easy ways to make a gingerbread house this holiday season.</p>]]>
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    <title>For Those &quot;Oh I Forgot&quot; Christmas Gift Moments</title>
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    <id>tag:www.christmasrants.com,2007://4.248</id>
    
    <published>2007-12-15T20:38:50Z</published>
    <updated>2007-12-17T20:41:10Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Never Be Caught Without a Christmas Gift Again It never failed -- each and every year I was caught forgetting at least one person&apos;s Christmas gift. Whether it be the housekeeper, the newspaper delivery guy or the teacher&apos;s assistant who...</summary>
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        <name>Noel Jameson</name>
        
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        <![CDATA[<h2 class="shbg">Never Be Caught Without a Christmas Gift Again</h2>

<p>It never failed -- each and every year I was caught forgetting at least one person's Christmas gift. Whether it be the housekeeper, the newspaper delivery guy or the teacher's assistant who took a liking to my daughter, I was always caught without at least one gift each holiday season. I can honestly say, over the past few years, it's never happened again. Why? Because I got wise. If you want to make sure you always have a gift on hand (even if you didn't plan on giving it) here are some Christmas gift tips you can't live without.</p>]]>
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    <title>What Hanukkah and Christmas Have in Common</title>
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    <published>2007-12-10T20:27:41Z</published>
    <updated>2007-12-11T20:31:33Z</updated>
    
    <summary>A Few Things The Ignorant Need To Learn About Christmas It&apos;s time to have a little talk about what Hanukkah and Christmas have in common. At first, I didn&apos;t want to use this site to rant about what happened this...</summary>
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        <name>Holiday Henry</name>
        
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        <![CDATA[<h2 class="shbg">A Few Things The Ignorant Need To Learn About Christmas</h2>

<p>It's time to have a little talk about what Hanukkah and Christmas have in common. At first, I didn't want to use this site to rant about what happened this week, but this is "Christmas Rants" after all so what better place to do it? So here we go -- a lesson on why real Christians aren't anti-semitic.</p>]]>
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    <title>The Top 10 List of Howl With Laughter Stocking Stuffers for 2007</title>
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    <id>tag:www.christmasrants.com,2007://4.246</id>
    
    <published>2007-12-05T19:42:33Z</published>
    <updated>2007-12-06T22:02:43Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Christmas Rant&apos;s Top 10 List of Howl With Laughter Stocking Stuffers is Back It&apos;s Noel Jameson here and for the third year running, I&apos;m bringing you the top 10 howl with laughter stocking stuffers of the year. If our 2005...</summary>
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        <name>Noel Jameson</name>
        
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            <category term="Christmas Gift Ideas" />
    
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        <![CDATA[<h2 class="shbg">Christmas Rant's Top 10 List of Howl With Laughter Stocking Stuffers is Back</h2>

<p>It's Noel Jameson here and for the third year running, I'm bringing you the top 10 howl with laughter stocking stuffers of the year. If our 2005 list lit up your smile and 2006 had you on the floor laughing, wait till you see what we've found for 2007. Here's this year's dose of stocking stuffer humor...</p>]]>
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    <title>When Did We Start Ignoring Christmas Card Etiquette?</title>
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    <id>tag:www.christmasrants.com,2007://4.245</id>
    
    <published>2007-12-01T15:06:56Z</published>
    <updated>2007-12-03T15:09:03Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Christmas Card Etiquette: Rules to Live By I&apos;ve said it once and I&apos;ll say it again -- we live in a society where etiquette is becoming quickly forgotten, and that includes Christmas card etiquette. When did it become acceptable to...</summary>
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        <name>Noel Jameson</name>
        
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        <![CDATA[<h2 class="shbg">Christmas Card Etiquette: Rules to Live By</h2>

<p>I've said it once and I'll say it again -- we live in a society where etiquette is becoming quickly forgotten, and that includes Christmas card etiquette. When did it become acceptable to have digital signatures on our cards? When exactly did printed Avery address labels become rule of thumb? If you want to send your holiday greeting cards with style, don't forget these Christmas card etiquette tips.<br />
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    <title>Not All Christmas Cocoa Is Created Equal</title>
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    <published>2007-11-26T23:54:54Z</published>
    <updated>2007-11-28T00:00:28Z</updated>
    
    <summary>The Best Christmas Cocoa in the World Okay, you might say I&apos;m obsessed (and I probably am) but I have to stand firm in my convictions that the holiday season isn&apos;t right without the perfect cup of Christmas cocoa. If...</summary>
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        <name>Noel Jameson</name>
        
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        <![CDATA[<h2 class="shbg">The Best Christmas Cocoa in the World</h2>

<p>Okay, you might say I'm obsessed (and I probably am) but I have to stand firm in my convictions that the holiday season isn't right without the perfect cup of Christmas cocoa. If you're the type who throws a cup of water in the microwave and dumps a pack of store-brand powder into it and thinks you've got hot cocoa, I would stand in your kitchen shocked and appalled. That is not cocoa. Not even close. This, my friends, is how you get a good cup of Christmas cocoa.</p>]]>
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    <title>Whatever happened to the Spirit of Christmas?</title>
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    <published>2007-11-23T00:44:17Z</published>
    <updated>2007-11-26T00:46:16Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Let&apos;s Get Back the Spirit of Christmas The other day I was doing some holiday shopping and after coming across more than a couple of “nasty” people I found myself wondering what ever happened to the spirit of Christmas? After...</summary>
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        <name>Faith Juniper</name>
        
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        <![CDATA[<h2 class="shbg">Let's Get Back the Spirit of Christmas</h2>

<p>The other day I was doing some holiday shopping and after coming across more than a couple of “nasty” people I found myself wondering what ever happened to the spirit of Christmas? After all, it's supposed to be a time of good cheer, kindness, happiness and fun. Why then, the minute I hit the mall, do I run into dozens of people who don't seem to remember the definition of kindness or patience? If you want to avoid becoming one of the “Holiday Nasties” this year, keep these things in mind...</p>]]>
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    <title>Let The Online Holiday Shopping Season Begin!</title>
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    <published>2007-11-17T21:21:00Z</published>
    <updated>2007-11-17T21:25:39Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Online Holiday Shopping Deals Abound The brick-and-mortar stores have their Black Friday deals but it appears that online stores are getting in on the action with online holiday shopping deals. We&apos;ve heard about deals that are too good to pass...</summary>
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        <name>Noel Jameson</name>
        
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        <![CDATA[<h2 class="shbg">Online Holiday Shopping Deals Abound</h2>

<p>The brick-and-mortar stores have their Black Friday deals but it appears that online stores are getting in on the action with online holiday shopping deals. We've heard about deals that are too good to pass up so here are some you might want to keep an eye on...</p>]]>
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    <title>What&apos;s Up with the Nintendo Wii?</title>
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    <id>tag:www.christmasrants.com,2007://4.241</id>
    
    <published>2007-11-13T22:59:27Z</published>
    <updated>2007-11-13T23:01:19Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Is It Another Crazy Christmas For Nintendo Wii? Last holiday season people stood in line for hours (and sometimes overnight) to get their hands on a Nintendo Wii in time for Christmas. The supply was ridiculously low and demand was...</summary>
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        <name>Noel Jameson</name>
        
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        <![CDATA[<h2 class="shbg">Is It Another Crazy Christmas For Nintendo Wii?</h2>

<p>Last holiday season people stood in line for hours (and sometimes overnight) to get their hands on a Nintendo Wii in time for Christmas. The supply was ridiculously low and demand was ridiculously high. Unfortunately, there's still a supply issue with these most-wanted game systems. Will it be resolved in time for Christmas? Here's what I found out.</p>]]>
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    <title>Are You Ready for Black Friday?</title>
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    <published>2007-11-10T17:52:39Z</published>
    <updated>2007-11-10T17:54:23Z</updated>
    
    <summary>The Black Friday of The Holiday Shopping Season So, are you going to be brave this Black Friday and hit the stores or are you going to hide under the covers pretending it&apos;s not really happening? One thing&apos;s for sure...</summary>
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        <name>Noel Jameson</name>
        
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        <![CDATA[<h2 class="shbg">The Black Friday of The Holiday Shopping Season</h2>

<p>So, are you going to be brave this Black Friday and hit the stores or are you going to hide under the covers pretending it's not really happening? One thing's for sure -- you're either a Black Friday fan who waits till the doors open (at an ungodly hour) to begin their Christmas shopping or your a Black Friday hater who will avoid the stores at all costs possible on this crazy shopping day.</p>]]>
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    <title>Are We Really Trying to Profit Off the Hot Christmas Toys Already?</title>
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    <id>tag:www.christmasrants.com,2007://4.239</id>
    
    <published>2007-11-05T02:33:00Z</published>
    <updated>2007-11-10T02:26:05Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Let&apos;s Back Off the Hot Christmas Toys For Just One Year It never fails... Each and every year the lemmings stand in line for hours (crazy hours) in the freezing cold trying to get their hands on the hot Christmas...</summary>
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        <name>Holiday Henry</name>
        
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        <![CDATA[<h2 class="shbg">Let's Back Off the Hot Christmas Toys For Just One Year</h2>

<p>It never fails... Each and every year the lemmings stand in line for hours (crazy hours) in the freezing cold trying to get their hands on the hot Christmas toys of the year. Some have noble intentions -- wanting to make sure their child has this year's hot Christmas toy under the tree. Others, however, just see dollar signs and try to profit off of a parent's desire to provide for their child. People -- can we please take one year off from this madness?</p>]]>
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    <title>Goodbye Halloween, Hello Christmas Season!</title>
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    <id>tag:www.christmasrants.com,2007://4.238</id>
    
    <published>2007-10-30T21:58:11Z</published>
    <updated>2007-10-30T22:43:04Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Christmas Season Is Right Around the Corner Christmas season is nipping at our heels and guess what everybody? We&apos;re baaaack! As the sounds of trick or treat are carried away on the wind the sounds of jingle bells will soon...</summary>
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        <name>Noel Jameson</name>
        
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        <![CDATA[<h2 class="shbg">Christmas Season Is Right Around the Corner</h2>

<p>Christmas season is nipping at our heels and guess what everybody? We're baaaack! As the sounds of trick or treat are carried away on the wind the sounds of jingle bells will soon be approaching. Are you ready for Christmas season? If you're not, we're going to whip you into shape quick.</p>]]>
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    <title>Christmas Ornament Storage Tips</title>
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    <id>tag:www.christmasrants.com,2006://4.237</id>
    
    <published>2006-12-25T16:57:14Z</published>
    <updated>2006-12-25T17:00:59Z</updated>
    
    <summary>How to Properly Store Every Christmas Ornament You Own Today is Christmas and we&apos;ll be leaving you till next year. Once again, it&apos;s been a wonderful ride. We survived the Wii and managed to avoid getting trampled in the PS3...</summary>
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        <name>Noel Jameson</name>
        
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        <![CDATA[<h2 class="shbg">How to Properly Store Every Christmas Ornament You Own</h2>

<p>Today is Christmas and we'll be leaving you till next year. Once again, it's been a wonderful ride. We survived the Wii and managed to avoid getting trampled in the PS3 crowds. As a parting tip, I'll let you in on some great advice on storing each and every Christmas ornament you need to put away over the next week or so.</p>]]>
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    <title>Christmas Carols in Our Modern Day</title>
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    <published>2006-12-24T23:56:10Z</published>
    <updated>2006-12-25T00:43:04Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Do You Know How Old the Tradition of Christmas Carols Is? It&apos;s Christmas Eve. Have you sung Christmas carols this year? Christmas carols are still an important part of the holiday season even though they are declining in popularity somewhat....</summary>
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        <name>Holiday Henry</name>
        
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        <![CDATA[<h2 class="shbg">Do You Know How Old the Tradition of Christmas Carols Is?</h2>

<p>It's Christmas Eve. Have you sung Christmas carols this year? Christmas carols are still an important part of the holiday season even though they are declining in popularity somewhat.  Christmas carols are definitely an interesting part of the Christmas season and they seem to create a continuum between the past and the present.  Anytime you hear your favorite Christmas carols you are instantly transported back to your childhood and all the fond memories associated with your childhood Christmases. Here's some more information about our beloved traditional Christmas carols.</p>]]>
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